No Limits Phone Sex Blog

I enjoy getting high.  I mostly smoke weed–and I see nothing wrong with doing so.  Most of my friends smoke weed too.  Because it’s fucking no limits to do so–meaning illegal–my friends and I have resorted to smoking pot in some pretty fucked up places.

As far as no limits places go my best friend and I used to sneak to the Cathedral down the street.  You see they had a 24 hour prayer room that they kept unlocked.  We’d just slip inside under the cover of night and toke it up.  We did this for several weeks when our plans were halted by the appearance of the new parish priest.

The first time we noticed him, we just knelt down and pretended to pray–cussing the fucker because getting high had become one of our favorite under the pale activities.  Wasn’t long before he, like other priests before him,  realized that we were the only frequenters and we didn’t seem to have need for counseling or confessing.  He stopped showing–or so we thought.

We started toking up one night, was just after July 4th.  Then the priest appeared at the altar.  He stood there just staring.

“Good evening, ladies,”  he said.

Coughing out our smoke and giggling because we didn’t really realize the situation we both said, “Hello Father!  I think we’re sinning!”

“Well, sinning is relative.”

“Relative to what?” we giggled.

“Relative to a situation.  For instance, is it a sin if no one knows about it?  How do you girls feel about that?”

He approached us cautiously.  When he arrived at our pew he held out a hand.

“Sinning is relative.”

So then he toked on our joint and noticed that we had rolled it from one of the complimentary prayer books.

He continued toking though.

“Sinning my sweeties, isn’t sinning if no one ever knows.  And no one ever will.”

He pulled down his pants and exposed himself to us!  “Toke on this my pretties and you will be absolved.”

Well needless to say doing a tandem blow job on a priest is probably one of the wildest no limits phone sex things I have ever done.  It’s also one of my favorite phone sex role plays to indulge in with a willing client.